Toilets

So far, humans have yet to come up a with a decent mode of waste disposal.  Yes, it's a lot better now than it was a hundred years ago, but it still sucks.  If you have to sit on the toilet (either you are a woman or have to poop [or you just roll that way]) then you must sit on something that a few hundred other people have sat on (assuming it's a public toilet) and has been peed on (it has since been cleaned, but it has been peed on nonetheless).  When using a urinal, some people don't seem to be able to keep their pee in the porcelain.  It's just a bad system in general.

Anyways, the reason I'm ranting about how much bathrooms suck it because I was at the theatah today and the STUPID TOILET FLUSHED TWICE WHILE I WAS STILL SITTING ON IT.  ARGH.  I'm probably taller than half of all the people my age and older (since the fairer sex tends to be on the short side) and the thing is still set so high that it activates when it's not supposed to.  GARRAOGHAPGHAR.