DERAILED

So, I am here to accidentally a blog post.  I'm not sure how I can this.  Perhaps if I?  Not, that won't.  Maybe if I for a while it will just.  I wonder if I could accidentally every posts.  That would nice.

Ok, that's enough of that.  Today's topic is... My mouse!  Yes, that is today's topic.  My mouse is made by Rocketfish and it's a bit-hold on, I'd rather talk about commas.  I noticed that I accidentally a comma where I wasn't supposed to one.  This is the only grammatical mistake I consistently make (that I can recall at the moment; there are probably others).  I write things like "The man was old, and he had a wicked cheesy beard."  There's not supposed to be a comma there.  It sounds to me like there ought to be one, but I know there shouldn't.  I guess it comes from my religious insistence on the use of Oxford commas* in lists.  People leave it out all the time, (I DID IT AGAIN) and it bothers me because it means that the last two items in the list could be mistaken as a descriptor for the third-to-last item.

*Cheese, monkeys(This is an Oxford comma -->),(<-- This is an Oxford comma) and old flumes.